Let's Get Waisted.

Turns out I'm obsessed with something other than shopping:

High-waisted bottoms.

But really, let's look at the benefits of high waisted things:

> They make you look slimmer (No matter what size you are)

> They are classics (Clothes that never go out of style are perfect for broke bitches)

> They can be dressed up or down super easily. (Also a plus for us poor folk.)

> Your ass won't hang out when you bend over.

> They're hot hot hot!

And the disadvantages??
...
(Yup.)

Anyway, These are my high-waisted lovers, their prices, where I got them, and a few little deets about their history in my closet.

1. Ok, so this one was an accident and the start of my high-waisted lovin'.
I made this in 10th grade and chopped off one side with a serger.
(No idea how it still fits)
Instead of giving into my grief, I fixed it!

2. I found these shorts for $10 at this little boutique's closing sale.
They make me feel like Mickie Mouse.

3. I think I got this at the same boutique for the same price.
(This was back when I didn't buy things with my own money,
but still scoured the clearance racks for the best deals.)

4. These were some terrible Wranglers that my sister gave me,
So I chopped them into some sexy shorties.
They are my favorite shorts now.

(Seriously, every girl should own a pair of high-waisted denims.)

5. Classic black bandage skirt from Forever21.
I'm pretty sure it was $10 also, but you can find them for even cheaper now.

6. These are the cheapest item I have ever found at Urban Outfitters.
Ten bucks.
I didn't even know Urban had price tags that low.
They are little capri pants that my boyfriend insisted upon.
(Good thing he did!)

7. You may or may not remember me saying something about $5 pants in my Shopaholics post?
These bad boys.
If my web cam wasn't so shitty, you could see the awesome details better, but, you know.
I got these at the FIDM scholarship store.
(It is the fucking BEST for broke-ass bitches.)

8. I got this at Target for $14.
In 10th grade.
 When zebra-print was all the rage.
It sits in a drawer now.
(Never follow the fads, guys.)

9. I actually picked this up at a photo shoot, so I'm not sure of the price.
It's from Forever21, though, so probably cheap-ish.
(Badass bitches wear leather minis, just sayin')
(Which is probably why I've never worn it. Hahah)

So there you go.
A bit of my closet on display so you can fill your own.


Whelp, peace out, cub scouts.

Forever Yours,

Samantha