Cropped & Screwed.

HOLY SHIT, GUYS.

I'm back.

Don't hate me, please.
The fashionista life keeps me way too busy.
But I still love you. I promise.

ANYWAYYYY.
Today I'm going to teach you something fantastic.

We are going to learn how to make crop tops.

(Glorious, glorious crop tops.)

Look in your dresser.
You have 500 old t-shirts, right?
I know you do.
Every poor bitch has 500 old t-shirts.

Pick the biggest one you have, and let's get started.

Here's mine:

Huge grey/blue t-shirt thing.

(Excuse the selfies.)

(And also the face...)

Alrighty.
First Step:

Lay your shirt out as flat as you possibly can.
Even iron it, maybe, because it's probably a wrinkled wad of shit right now.

Second Step:

Cut right above the hem of the shirt.
Please do it nicely because, depending on how lazy you are, this part will show.

And theennn...:

Take your straightest ruler and draw the biggest rectangle you can.

Toss the sleeve & collar bits elsewhere, you probably wont need them again for this.
(Maybe horde them for later use or something.)

"Side" Note:

My pictures are sideways for a reason, here, guys.
The sides of you shirt are now the top & bottom.
The top & bottom are now the sides.
(Oh, oh, oh, it's magic!)

Now the Rest,
Well, that's for you to decide, bitches.
Yah, I'm making you be creative.
Enjoy it.
Embrace it, even.

I'll give you some tips, I suppose.

Ok, so, here's the easiest thing to do:

Safety pins.

The numbers will depend on the size of your body & the size of the shirt, 

So don't take my numbers without checking your own!
(The "shoulders" will always be wider than the "waist.")

OTHER OPTIONS:

> Sew the areas outside the pins, instead of pinning. Looks more like a real shirt and less like pinned rectangles.)

> Give it a hem! (Much more like a real shirt. Much more time consuming.) (But it looks REALLY nice, though.)

> Punch holes and tie it. (The no-sew way out.)

> Use buttons or fancy brooches or some shit. (Or more safety pins!)

> Shorten it! (Not too much, or you'll look like a skank.)

> Decorate it or use a tee with designs on it already.

> (Really, guys. The choice is your's with this thing)

There you go.
A custom crop, just for you ♥

I'll add a picture of mine soon. :)

Forever Yours,

Samantha