Sunday, February 26, 2012

Are Pantyhose Pants??

No.
And neither are leggings.
No matter how broke you are, leggings will never be considered pants.
Capisci??

I have too much homework to do tonight to make you a how-to or to give you tips and tricks about your buying habbits, so here is the first PLBG rant post.




You think this is cute??
Wrong-o!
Get that shit out of here.

You wouldn't run around in pantyhose, you shouldn't run around in leggings.

Unless the top you are wearing is long enough to cover your ass,
WEAR REAL PANTS.
You know, the kind with zippers and pockets and such?
The one's that are thick enough to hide your vajine from the rest of the population??
Yah, those.

No one wants to see that.
Trust me.
I wouldn't tell you lies.


Need another picture to prove it?
Here ya' go:

Fucking EW.

Oh, and by the way,
It does not matter what size you are.
So, skinny girls who think this doesn't apply to them, it does.
Really.

Please, ladies, let's put an end to this awful trend.
Myself and the rest of the world will thank you.


Forever Yours,
Samantha

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